Eggbert the Foul
Returns
Its True. Recently Bobby was attacked by Eggbert the Foul who was seeking revenge as once Bobby escaped Eggberts clutches many years ago (read about on the home page). It took place last Halloween. Here follows the grim and terrifying tale of murder and betrayl.
October 31st
HALLOWEEN
It was a particulary stormy and creepy halloween night. Eggbert the Foul lurked in the sewers. For the past 11 years Eggbert was forced to live in the sewers hiding from the FBI. He did not know that he was presumed dead making all these years in the sewer pointless. But during these 11 long years he was plotting revenge upon the cause of his misery, BOBBY!!!!
He slowly emerged from the darkness of the sewer. He was to proceed to the house of Guy the Monkey. Guy is bobbys evil twin brother and had lived in Bobby's shadow all his life. Eggbert knew that Guy would share his hungar to kill Bobby the Monkey. He had no trouble persuading Guy to help him in his evil twisted vile and down right mean wishes!!!
Bobby was sitting in his big comfy armchair with a pipe in his mouth next to a roaring fire and his dog, Spot brought him his slippers."My my what a stormy halloween night. I hope nothing evil twisted vile and down right mean things happen tonight" The door bell rang. "Must be some trick or treaters" exclaimed Bobby,"I'll go and give them lots of sweets like the kind and warm hearted monkey I am". Unaware of the danger that faced him he answered the door only to find Eggbert the Foul and Guy the Monkey wielding butchers knives!!
"Eggbert the Foul", gasped Bobby,"I thought you were dead. Smashed to pieces they told me."
"Lukily all the kings horses and all the kings men put me back together again, no thanks to you Bobby", said Eggbert."And now you shall pay for leaving my command all those years ago". Eggbert lunged at Bobby but the monkey leaped out the way. Then Guy attacked also but Bobby skillfully kicked him in the head. Lukily Bobby keeps a automatic machine gun in his pocket for such an occasion. Bobby knew this was his only hope. Bobby drew out the gun and pointed it at Eggbert and pumped 20,000 rounds into his shell. Eggbert exploded in a mess of yolk and that white stuff, of which we do not know the name. Bobby quickly turned to find Guy only to see him leaping out the window. Unluckily for Guy Bobby lives on the 24th floor of a block of flats (apartments for all you Americans) and plummeted to certain doom..............
Then proper trick or treaters came to the door, "Wow Bobby you just killed Eggbert the Foul."
"And thats no Yoke" and the three of them all chuckled and sat down for tea and crumpets. Ho Ho Ho.
The End..........or is it?
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