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This is Bobby the Monkey's Website. 21 years ago Bobby was born into a family ruled by the notorious and evil Eggbert the Foul, and was forced into slavery. 10 years later to his delight Bobby was rescued from this torture by the popular cartoon charactor Inspector Gadget and his Go-Go-Gadget 'Copter. Unfortunatley Dr. Claw (Eggbert the Fouls evil master) escaped. Bobby was then adopted by a homosexual French waiter, Pierre. After 3 hours Bobby left Pierre and lived life on the streets. These were some of the hardest times for Bobby and in his latest video, "Bobby-Too Hot for T.V." Bobby scandalousy reveals that he was nearly forced into prostitution to provide cash for his banana sniffing addiction (at this point we must make it clear that banana sniffing is morally incorrect and is very dangerous). A bizzare religious cult then took Bobby under there wing and showed him the way. However Bobby had to leave immediatley upon on discovering that the cult was controlled by Michael Jackson.
Living on the streets again, Bobbys big break came when a talent agency discovered Bobby's talent when they heard his manly ukulele playing whilst he was busking on the streets. He then went on to perform at the Tavern Club every Tuesday night and eventualy realeased his first single "Me and My Bananas" which reached No. 1 in 16 countries including Vanuatu, Uzbekistan and Qatar. This was followed up by his first and only album "Bobby's Greatest Hits" which sold 206 copies worldwide!!!! Now being a multi-millionare, he returned to his homeland Gibraltar where he was selected as a cuddly toy by an English businessman and given to his son, Alexander William Rowley. Bobby soon became his cherished childhood toy.
click here for Bobbys fantastic photogallery
click here for the chilling story off "Eggbert the
Foul Returns"
click here to go to Pierres home page "it's
super!!!"
E-Mail Bobby at [email protected]